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santa logic

So here's this conversation with the 5 year old...

her: I know you bought me the shopkins!

me: Santa gave you the shopkins, babe.

her: No he didn't. I saw santa, and I asked him for shopkins, and he said he didn't even know what they were.

I mutter under my breath that we have got to start visiting better santas, geez guys play along. Then I'm like, "Hey wait Josie, I don't even know what the hell shopkins are! I still don't know what they are! Why is there a shoe if they're in a grocery store?"

her: you bought the shopkins.

marc: So who bought you the hello kitty rainbow backback? (side note: marc totally bought her the hello kitty rainbow backback, he was so proud)

her: SANTA!

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randomdreams
Dec. 28th, 2015 12:47 am (UTC)
I had to go look up shopkins.
litlebanana
Dec. 28th, 2015 02:59 am (UTC)
I hate shopkins. Just wait till Olive starts wanting them too, and then the two girls fight over them.

My mother helps me out by buying some of the stocking presents, but then she can't help herself and starts talking about where she got the presents and what a great deal they were right in front of the kids. Seriously?
pineapple_sour
Dec. 28th, 2015 06:00 pm (UTC)
Lol, poor Marc!
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