her: I know you bought me the shopkins!
me: Santa gave you the shopkins, babe.
her: No he didn't. I saw santa, and I asked him for shopkins, and he said he didn't even know what they were.
I mutter under my breath that we have got to start visiting better santas, geez guys play along. Then I'm like, "Hey wait Josie, I don't even know what the hell shopkins are! I still don't know what they are! Why is there a shoe if they're in a grocery store?"
her: you bought the shopkins.
marc: So who bought you the hello kitty rainbow backback? (side note: marc totally bought her the hello kitty rainbow backback, he was so proud)