Step 1: Brainwash a person from childhood to believe that "others" are the problem: gays, feminists, non-christians, welfare recipients, anybody who "ain't from around here". If you're not one of those things then you're doing alright!
Step 2: More brainwashing: unquestionable authority is good for people. Men and women should fit into strict gender roles with power structures clearly defined, the husband is responsible for all decision making.
Step 3: Keep your teens from dating, tell them that God is the only thing you need in marriage so why talk about it or even get to know the person you're marrying? Does he go to your church? Does your father approve? Then ladies what more could you want!
Step 4: scandal? I'm SHOCKED!
no check that, I'm faking being shocked. always, guys.
sorry about the celeb news commentary, you can all get back to your real lives.
