Spacefem (spacefem) wrote,

I saw The Hobbit

I liked the hobbit for Bilbo being awesome, and running around on gold. ending was certainly a bummer though. It's called "the desolation of smaug" so silly me thought we'd either see Smaug get desolated, or see Smaug desolate something else. We got to neither! Worst movie title since "Attack of the Clones", which really set the low bar for movie titles.

the "not arwen" elf girl could've used her own storyline instead of just being a wo- on a man. Like, she could have gone dwarf-healing just to stick it to the elf establishment. But no, it was her tender heart. Yawn.

if you see it though, take a moment to appreciate that the dragon is voiced by benedict cumberbatch. He did a good job.

whenever I hear a name as funny as "benedict cumberbatch" my mind immediately goes to engelbert humperdinck. AND THEN... Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Vingelbert Wingledanck.

Well I can see this review isn't going to win any awards. Even forgot the spoilers Warning! But, Eddie Izzard. I win reviews!
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