Is it wrong to spend too much time reading people's one-line shots at a vulnerable man? Probably. But I can't help it, and there are just too many good ones to re-tweet, I have to start a collection of the gold. Mark Sanford messed up, is in a bad spot, all that... but it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so pro "family values" that he felt the need to define marriage for the rest of the world. When we let these guys define marriage, it goes downhill... as we've seen today! So what can we do? Make fun of him. Here are my favorites:
@PeaceNerd Do Republicans oppose gay marriage because of the gay part, or the monogamy part?
@JeffParsonsDC Don't cry for me Appalachia, the truth is... I never hiked you.
@JasenComstock Sanford showed Miss Argentina his Resurgent Republican Pole.
@amansbach oh, mark sanford, what will you possibly do next to help improve south carolina's image as the best state ever?
@DougBenson Anybody up for some naked hiking in Argentina?
@sluggahjells Sanford didn't want stimulus, ran away from stimulus, to go to Argentina, to GET STIMULUS???
@Keithj Thanks a lot Gov Sanford. Now there is no way my wife will ever let me hike the AT.
@apetite Gov. Sanford from South Carolina: "marriage should only be between a man, a woman, and another woman from Argentina."
@martybeckerman D.C. Metro employees are relieved -- Gov. Sanford had the worst train wreck of the week
@TimotheosOK i wonder how many repubs were just happy that Sanford cheated with a woman...
@thinkhammer Sanford scandal is just one more example of a South Carolina job going to a foreigner.