And what the hell are foot long hot dogs about, anyway? I don't feel right after one of those. Can't they just have normal ones, and let the big eaters have two? Same thing, you know.
4 days until Spacefem Leaves The Country! Yes you hippie canadians, watch out! I'm coming for your BACON! (and over-the-counter allergy meds, as it would seem)
And finally.... it's Disco Blob Day.
I know, I have no life. But people just keep adopting them!