1) Quit school and become a prostitute
2) Head to wal-mart, start hacking into baby monitors for wireless ANYTHING
Right, of course, you do #3! So that's what I'm doing, but in a light way because this is, after all, the first day I've tried to call for tech support help. arhg i need a wireless transmitter!
In other news, everyone on lj seems kinda hostile lately. I mean, is it really worth saying something if the whole point of it is to make someone mad? It is really worth it to look for the 2-3 entries that piss you off and just go on about those (yeah, i know i'm being hypocritical here, just go with it.) My favorite are the "this is my journal and anybody who doesn't like it can stick it!" posts. oh-kay... did someone accuse this of not being your journal? Dang, everybody cool down! People also have the right to comment in your journal if you leave it open for comments (and I think you should, we all need a little outside reflection now and then), and you don't have to agree with their comments. Agreeing to disagree is a lost art in our world, I think.
I also like all the, "I have too many friends and am cutting down!" entries. These are fine, don't get me wrong, but it seems like 9 times out of 10 the forementioned sentence is followed by something like, "I'll start by cutting down all the stupid worthless people. So if you get taken off my friends list, it's not because I'm overextended, it's because you're a moron." Nice - like it's not enough that you have to take them off your list, you have to make them feel bad too? Ouch.
In other other news, I had a BLT for lunch today and it was wonderful! I'm not meant to be a vegetarian. I'll still stick with my goal of eating less meat than the average american, mark my words, but that's it. mmm... piggies :)