Sometimes you just have to admit when you've lost a word that you used to like, okay? Like, no one in America uses "whom" anymore, it's stupid, just give up on it. 0.00001% of the population knows the difference between a podium and a lecturn, and half of them don't care anyway. Along those same lines, if you break into a server and render someone's usr/local directory contents useless, you're a hacker. Okay? Okay?
Get off me!