Seeing the movie again got me thinking about Classic Signs You're The Evil Guy. Because let's face it, in the battle of good vs. evil, each side is going to tend to think it's the good one, right? So here's some ways to tell if the side you're on is the wrong one:
1) You're most powerful at night
2) All your servants are either faceless or really freaking ugly
3) You don't seem to sleep
4) You never get the pretty girl
If these describe you, you're either evil or a software engineer. Hey, look at that! Heh, no offense to you C++ programmers out there...
In other news, I'm playing with my birdies today, there're terribly cute.