Got information on ordering graduation announcements (yes, May 18!). It seems that there's a spot on my announcements where I can insert a custom quote that signifies my college experience - something moving like "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" or "Love is great" or something cheesy like that that works in preppy script font. Yeah, right! I'm so doing my own thing on this one, here are my first two choices:
"The fastest way to a man's heart is to saw through his chest"
"Infinity: When will it end?"
I'm serious, it'll look great next to all that "We are proud to announce the commencement of blah blah crappy script font my full name..."