Then I thought, "What if, before the time I order my next box of checks, I fall deeply in love and get over my fear of commitment and get married and change my last name? Then the checks won't be valid, either. Oh, the uncertainty of it all!"
Then I thought about how society could completely crumble beneath itself, rendering all forms of currency invalid, so the name, address, routing number, and bank account on the check would all mean NOTHING! NOTHING!
I just thought I'd write this down so anyone who owns a check printing business will understand more why some of us don't order more than two boxes at a time, ever.