September 19th, 2011

planet

pirate joke time!

In honor of "talk like a pirate day", here is my favorite pirate joke:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "Did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"

The pirate says, "Arrr matey, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"