November 5th, 2010

planet

open letter time

Dear publishers of Baby Einstein books:

Snowflakes have six sides.

Seriously, it's bad enough that you spent years telling parents that videos would makes their babies smart, we all knew you were doing a bad thing there. But I wouldn't have guessed that you could also fail with books.

I would like new copies of What Does Violet See? Snowflakes and Icicles and Water Water Everywhere without the eight-sided snowflakes, please. This is important. I'm trying to raise an engineer.

Thanks,
Spacefem