November 9th, 2009

planet

very important jokes

I was walking by someone's desk at work and this cartoon was hung up:



I hate to say it but no matter how many times I see that it WILL make me laugh! There's absolutely nothing wrong with that joke, it's perfect. It will always be funny. It will never get old.

Which brings me on to other perfect jokes... my man claims that the best joke in the world is this one, which I told him, after I heard it from my uncle Jim:
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifts it up he'd fall down

And my sister once told me this one, which we never get tired of retelling:
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Haaaay!

And finally there's my favorite 2009 joke:
Q: What did the earth say after the earthquake?
A: Sorry, my fault

And my favorite aviation joke!
Airspeed, altitude, or brains: you need at least two.


But NONE are as important and wonderful as the cartoon that says "find X" with the line saying "here it is". I just want everyone to know that.