July 14th, 2006

planet

me and the helpline

Stupid phone computer: If you are a NEW CUSTOMER, please say "I AM A NEW CUSTOMER."

Spacefem: I am a new customer.

Stupid phone computer: I didn't understand you. If you are a NEW CUSTOMER, please say "I AM A NEW CUSTOMER."

Spacefem: I am a new customer.

Stupid phone computer: I didn't understand you. If you are a NEW CUSTOMER, please say "I AM A NEW CUSTOMER."

Spacefem: WHO'S BRIGHT FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO REPLACE A PERFECTLY SENSIBLE NUMBER OPTION WITH A CRAPPY VOICE RECOGNITION SYSTEM? COMPUTERS RECOGNIZE BUTTONS! PEOPLE RECOGNIZE PEOPLE! UNLESS THEY'RE MORON PEOPLE, WHO THINK SOME NIFTY EXPENSIVE VOICE SYSTEM WILL GET THEM A PROMOTION, IN WHICH CASE I HOPE THEY GET EATEN.

Stupid phone computer: I didn't understand you. If you are a NEW CUSTOMER, please say "I AM A NEW CUSTOMER."