March 12th, 2002

planet

she's a maniac... maniac!

Our dining hall will have corn dogs one day, hot dogs the next, then chili dogs, then hot dog bar (where there's onions and cheese and stuff), then foot long hot dogs... like college students aren't supposed to notice they've eaten the same thing for six days?

And what the hell are foot long hot dogs about, anyway? I don't feel right after one of those. Can't they just have normal ones, and let the big eaters have two? Same thing, you know.

4 days until Spacefem Leaves The Country! Yes you hippie canadians, watch out! I'm coming for your BACON! (and over-the-counter allergy meds, as it would seem)

And finally.... it's Disco Blob Day.

Adopt your own useless blob!

I know, I have no life. But people just keep adopting them!