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diaries, saturday plans

Reading the newspaper, I decided cassieclaire should just go ahead and write the very secret diary of the U.S. government. g.w.b.:

Day 321: No war. Beginning to find Tony Blair disturbingly attractive.

Day 325: Still no war. Am v. jealous that powell gets to go to U.N. and I am stuck at camp david. Do not want to take ashcroft, but he gets all pouty when I leave him out.

Day 350: Still no war.

eh? hey?

In other news, I cleaned my apartment and am feeling better about life today. I'm going to newton to help a friend move. I'm hoping this will be a mostly social event, because I suck at lifting heavy things.


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Feb. 22nd, 2003 07:14 am (UTC)
awful! i love it.
Feb. 22nd, 2003 08:04 am (UTC)
Why not do it yourself? The secret diaries in the style of cassieclaire. You're already off to a spectacular start.
Feb. 22nd, 2003 08:32 am (UTC)
Yes! Do it! :)
Feb. 22nd, 2003 09:54 am (UTC)
Day 375: Still no war. Stupid French. Why won't they let me bomb France?
Feb. 23rd, 2003 03:26 pm (UTC)
Rock on. If anyone could make it funny, it would be her.

Here's another suggestion or two.

Day 378: Received an invitation for a 'romantic evening' on the town. Realized I was still married, dammit. Must thank Ms. Reno for the idea anyway.

Day 380: Played with my army set today and enacted a battle against Iraq. I won, but burned the Oval Office's carpet in the process. Laura got mad and reminded me that she had enough to cover up by the twin's drinking.

Day 396: Decided to give tax relief to all Enron executives.

Day 400: Ordered Tonya Harding's ex-husband to beat opposers of the war. Will offer 'Good Patriots' tax break later.

Day 401: Bought 'Mein Kampf.' Hooray!

Alright, alright, I went over board. Can you tell I'm a Democrat? :)
Feb. 26th, 2003 08:14 pm (UTC)
Whee! Another fan of the Very Secret Diaries!!

I think you should just go on and finish this yourslef. It'll be both a parody of the acclaimed Very Secret Diaries themselves (and you've gotten the obsession with sex and short, present tense sentences that leave the "I" out from the beginning very well!) and of the administration. Go for it, and good luck! Phoenix and imnotsatan also have some good ideas.

(Btw, I hope it's all right with you that your Flesh-Eating Bacteria Man is now a quiz result, and I hope you can help me with the rest of the quiz. Thanks!)
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