I am kinda thinking I'll clean this place though. I know, it's almost 4:00 so the chances of that happening really well aren't big, but they're there. I dusted my television stand this morning. That's something.
Ran into an old college friend of mine last night at the movie theater, it was nuts! He came over and said hello and we had a quick conversation to catch up on life and all that. He was with some friend who didn't seem too interested in meeting me. After the movie he came up to me in the lobby and asked what I thought and his friend was like, "Man, we should get out of here, I gotta take a piss. I don't want to go here, the line is too long. My eyeballs are swimming." Seriously, that's what he said. I hate it when guys talk about urination. I hate the word "piss". I don't know why, it's just gross, it bugs me, I hardly ever hear women talk about this issue using those terms. Hell, I don't hear nice guys talk about it either! But it seemed important to him to describe his exact feelings rather than say, "I would like to locate a less crowded men's room."
Then my friend kinda looked at him funny and mentioned that they might go out for a beer later, so I asked where because I wanted to catch up some more, and his friend was like, "Dude, we gotta go to
Looking back I should have been like, "Well I like naked chicks too! We'll take my car!" and drove really slow just to make him mad, but I never think of these things until it's too late.