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Got information on ordering graduation announcements (yes, May 18!). It seems that there's a spot on my announcements where I can insert a custom quote that signifies my college experience - something moving like "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" or "Love is great" or something cheesy like that that works in preppy script font. Yeah, right! I'm so doing my own thing on this one, here are my first two choices:

"The fastest way to a man's heart is to saw through his chest"

"Infinity: When will it end?"

I'm serious, it'll look great next to all that "We are proud to announce the commencement of blah blah crappy script font my full name..."

mum's going to kill me :)

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epi_lj
Dec. 30th, 2001 11:53 am (UTC)
My friend Ed showed up for his photos in a full-body Darth Vader suit. If you look back at the yearbook, there's Darth Vader where he's supposed to be.
sporkopolis
Dec. 30th, 2001 08:27 pm (UTC)
suggestions
Here are some sure-fire quips and other such quasi-meaningful nonsense to ponder for use on said announcement:

"Professional Axe-Muderer for 5 Years"

"I am not a crook"

"I am not a doctor, but I play one on TV"

"Look at my ass!"

"Have you seen my toothbrush?"

"Give me a job, damnit!"

"Sex: Not everybody does it, but everybody should"

"I once had a dream, but then I woke up and hit my head, causing a great and intense headache."
aliki
Jan. 1st, 2002 02:20 pm (UTC)
"love comes in spurts"

"sex is like snow: you never know how long it's going to last, or how many inches you're going to get"
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